gr8writingtips:

it’s a metaphor; you put your fingers on the keys but you don’t actually do any writing

Lucifer ruling the world?

Yup, thats a children’s play

wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

image

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bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

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theyearofbecoming:

*holds unlit metaphor* it’s a cigarette

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No clue why


But I really want a tarot reading. Ever had one before and they seem really interesting

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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